SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
so I was watching gravity falls and I noticed that this monster..
looked a little bit familiar..
Said Google hangout made me do this.
I should talk more to english speaker.
" money cant solve all your problems "
yes it can
money would legitimately solve the majority of my problems right now, yes
I can’t really think of a problem money wouldnt solve in my life right now.
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.*
This ultimatum is so handy!!!
You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
Always love Harajuku street snap model Rinyo. She’s like live action anime.
this the coldest line of all time tbh
what does this even mean lmfao
lmaooo it means he spits hot fire teya
Always reblog (the full video has me crying-laughing every time)
"I’m not a rapper"
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠
oh shit rebekah watch out
swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree