Omarosa Manigault on Bethenny Frankel show.
Reblog, every single time.
whY IS IT GETTING NOTES
because that’s how you respond to fuckery
By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air
fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh
Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.
LeBron in Daddy Mode
did he just lay on him and roll around lmfaooo
kids these days are so spoiled
when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro
and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it
Barefoot, in the snow
Running away from velociraptors
AND WE WERE THANKFUL.
"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"
NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT
THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH
gods for the modern age: baron samedi
laugh in the face of death. treat life like a carnival—chase girls, smoke cigars, drink yourself blind, and never pass up the chance for a dirty joke. keep the dead in the ground and the dying from harm’s reach. save lives, lift curses, hand out favours and come back to collect—and smile, smile as you dig the graves of those who wrong you.
some studies for a story about twenty something year olds who used to/still swim, but are mostly disappointed with life.
oh my fucking god
This is the most horrific porn dialogue I have ever heard in my entire lifespan on this sphere careening through the infinite darkness of the universe. My soul descended into the ground and became one with the earth. I am empty now.
Oh my god.
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
when a post gets popular after you add a caption to it
this was amazing
he read her the fuck down
Arin: “The weird thing is like, it could be a palm, but it also could be the back of a hand.”
Danny: “Yeah; it could be giving you the pimp slap!” (x)