just-shower-thoughts:

It’s possible that you have passed by hundreds of people that are no longer alive today.

  

thelovelybones124:

blvckroseee:

that90skidsb:

everydayfixxx:

Me: I just came out to have a couple drinks and unwind, I’m not really trying to party like that.

Me 5 drinks later:

LMFAOOOO

Who sent y’all 😭

Def me

  

dooptown:

what the villagers see when you save and quit in front of them

  

dankmemeuniversity:

  

forest-of-grace:

requiemforadeathmask:

darlingkuma:

you could curse a police officer out, kick their car, throw a temper tantrum and throw trash. and that still doesnt mean they get to kill you. what the fuck is wrong with yall? why do you think police get some special license to kill when they get disrespected?

if they cant do their job without murdering unarmed people, they dont deserve their badge, or anyones respect.

Except it isn’t always that simple.

Except it literally is. I deal with verbal and emotional abuse daily at my job. I get disrespected daily. I’ve had customers throw things at me. Not one of those situations have I ever felt the need to pull a gun on them and shoot them. In fact, I am expected to tolerate that kind of abuse with a smile and often times those people get rewarded for their behavior.

If a cop can’t deal with being disrespected without murdering people then they don’t need to be a fucking cop.

  

zjalthehappyhedgehog19:

avenging-at-beach-city:

itswandabitch:

BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

The faint Krusty Krab music in the background, I’m deceased

This may be my new favorite parody clip of all time !!!!!!!!