futuremrsknow-it-all:

Omarosa Manigault on Bethenny Frankel show.

Reblog, every single time.

Poussey Washington being painfully adorable

07-22 • 16:205,677 notesdvmesisnatalienovna
Anonymous whispered: if your actually a boy show your chest?

fiftycent-ramen:

harern:

kowais-deactivated20140718:

whY IS IT GETTING NOTES

because that’s how you respond to fuckery

07-22 • 16:168,641 notesulmovalaofwater

atasteforlife24:

rabidgoingons:

classichoney:

whrilybird:

tiffytamvousetesbelle:

mzbigabootie:

rebelfleur326:

mellowthemind:

naturally-jada:

beautifuljazzy16:

Blue

Red

Blue

Red.

Red.

Red.

Blue

Red

Red

Can’t choose.

stability:

sinnersdisguise:

stability:

By the time I have kids they’re literally going to be buying air

fun fact: that “air” is nitrogen that keeps your chips fresh

Fun fact: there were three chips in that bag. Three.

07-22 • 16:15182,630 notesdvmesisstability

jussoneniggayouknow:

crazysexyray:

LeBron in Daddy Mode

did he just lay on him and roll around lmfaooo

07-22 • 16:1410,765 notesdvmesisYahoo!

Reblog If You Grew Up With This

sanityscraps:

youaresosmall:

jumpushfall:

jumpushfall:

a-pretty-optimistic-pessimist:

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NOT this:

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kids these days are so spoiled

when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro

and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it

Barefoot, in the snow

Running away from velociraptors

AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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lebornaciar:

gods for the modern agebaron samedi

laugh in the face of death. treat life like a carnival—chase girls, smoke cigars, drink yourself blind, and never pass up the chance for a dirty joke. keep the dead in the ground and the dying from harm’s reach. save lives, lift curses, hand out favours and come back to collect—and smile, smile as you dig the graves of those who wrong you.

seventypercentethanol:

some studies for a story about twenty something year olds who used to/still swim, but are mostly disappointed with life.

Title: Going to your boyfriends house after finals
Played: 1028273 times

moooseifer:

shugarskull:

lindsaychrist:

oh my fucking god

This is the most horrific porn dialogue I have ever heard in my entire lifespan on this sphere careening through the infinite darkness of the universe. My soul descended into the ground and became one with the earth. I am empty now.

Oh my god.

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD


07-22 • 16:0375,853 notesagentrodgersdirudo

f-ckthatblasian:

parkingstrange:

when a post gets popular after you add a caption to it

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

glam-alien:

mango-emoji:

this was amazing

he read her the fuck down

Arin: “The weird thing is like, it could be a palm, but it also could be the back of a hand.”
Danny: “Yeah; it could be giving you the pimp slap!” (x)

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

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